ok so today Sil, got his package. a bit earlier than what the post office told me but no biggie. for those of you who've been hearing about this story, and for those of you who haven't heard yet, let me recap.

not that long ago, as a goof, i sent my friend sil this boobie pillow fashioned after a dark elf character i play in everquest.



he returned the favor by sending me a tatting shuttle from his gma in this box - aka the boob box:



so now the score's pretty even. right? wrong!

i, being one who loves to keep something as great as this going, was compelled to up the ante and find something to out do what's already been done. impossible you say? never! so i search the inet high and low for the better portion of an afternoon, when i stumbled upon a website that had me in tears. it was there that i found EXACTLY what i wanted to make. the site is named crochetmycrotch.com (go there at your own risk). the very creative owner of that site crochets, well crotches! lol

of course how could i pass the opportunity up now?! so rather than purchasing one, (sorry) and being a fairly decent crocheter, i settled myself in after making a quick run to the local craft store for the correct yarns and crotched myself a "crotch box". a tissue box cover where the opening looks like a crotch! so keeping with the dark elf theme i created...(drumroll please) the final project:



and here's a close up for all you pervs out there =)



now i'm sure that sil won't let this go to rest and that's ok. i expect nothing less from him. i'm sure he knows paybacks are a bitch =)

/hugs